The Fatshionista Penguin

heirofmedusa:

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

BRB LAUGHING FOR FIVE THOUSAND YEARS

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I haven’t had to work since 3pm on Wednesday so I spent today working on a PDF pattern (way more complicated than I originally thought) and watching tv. Definatalie sent me the pattern I’m currently using. It’s been fun although I bought fabric that needs to be matched on the sides. Oops probably something to think about next time and for anyone out there beginning to sew. You will need 1/3 yard more fabric so you have some wiggle room when matching the lines.
I should spend tonight catching up on The Sookie Stackhouse novels I just bought but that most likely will have to wait until I finish this skirt!

iamrealindsey:

I call this look “fat slut wanna be punk astronaut accountant from outer space with thighs the size of the moon”

Please reblog this if you love it to boost my ego.

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14 hours down! Only 13ish to go.

imperialdalek:

doctorwho:

Newborn Penguins Named After Doctor Who Characters Are Out-Of-This-World Cute (PICTURES)

This adorable newborn baby Humboldt penguin born at Chester Zoo has been named after the timelord himself, Doctor Who.

Keepers at the Chester Zoo have named all this year’s babies after famous characters from the show, in celebration of its 50th anniversary this year.

The best thing ever.

OH MY GOD CALL ONE FROBISHER.

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Fuzzy’s tacos with Tori :)

ofallthings-youcametothis:

kaylaquitbitching:

wh0retime:

tragicandreckless:

iwishtimewouldeasethepain:

This is the coolest gif I have ever seen.

WAIT WHAT

im so confused .-.

WHA?

dang

It’s Peter Pan guys. I mean come on

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milktree:

friends

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crossroadkisses:

loki-cat:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

If you’re a Jensen girl, don’t click on this because you won’t be able to handle it… 

and whatever you do don’t zoom in…

well of course im going to click the link

awww yeah

ok time to zoom in

jESUs TakeE The WHEelL 

damn gurl u fine

okay I don’t get it what’s all the fuss abou-

LUciFeR HeLp MeEE

hey not bad

let me just zoom i-

well

It got better

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